Gaelic Mishap

Lyrics

You say that you’ve had it. You say you’ve reached whit’s end
It’s all falling apart, oh, where to start. Don’t give up yet, my friend
Ease your pace, ‘cause there’s a space a place, you can be free
To take a break, for sanity’s sake. I know just what you need
“You need an Irish Pub”

‘Cause when your day is shite
Just find that neon light
And have a seat, and a whiskey neat
It’ll turn around your night
If you need a tune or song
And to feel like you belong
You can cheers a beer with the ones who are here
And drink to the ones who are gone

So your despair is everywhere, and everything just sucks
Going nowhere, you don’t care, you don’t give a flying **** anyway
Just take a pause, enjoy the craic, it’ll still be there when you get back
But starting now, you can turn around your luck

Oh what you need is a place I love, yeah what you need, is an Irish pub

‘Cause when your day is shite
Just find that neon light
And have a seat, and a whiskey neat
It’ll turn around your night
If you need a tune or song
And to feel like you belong
You can cheers a beer with the ones who are here
And drink to the ones who are gone

Now let me say, back in the day, I used to be like you
But I heard the sound, and then I found the place to get me through
When you feel alone, feel unknown, feel it all weighing on your bones
That’s your cue to try something new

Oh what you need is a place I love, yeah what you need, is an Irish pub

‘Cause when your day is shite
Just find that neon light
And have a seat, and a whiskey neat
It’ll turn around your night
If you need a tune or song
And to feel like you belong
You can cheers a beer with the ones who are here
And drink to the ones who are gone

Irish pubs are, indeed, for everyone,
and include all-natural ingredients such as
Guinness, Teeling, and Tullamore Dew
Irish pubs will not cure all ailment
but are guaranteed to lessen the stress
and burdens of everyday life. Some side
effects may include - uplifting spirits
spontaneous singing and dancing, laughing
making new friends, general merriment
and in rare cases…love at first sight
Irish Pubs are not responsible for what
happens after last call. Find out if an Irish
pub is right for you. There’s no need to talk
to your doctor, chances are he’s already here

‘Cause when your day is shite
Just find that neon light
And have a seat, and a whiskey neat
It’ll turn around your night
If you need a tune or song
And to feel like you belong
You can cheers a beer with the ones who are here
And drink to the ones who are gone

‘Cause when your day is shite
Just find that neon light
And have a seat, and a whiskey neat
It’ll turn around your night
If you need a tune or song
And to feel like you belong
You can cheers a beer with the ones who are here
And drink to the ones who are gone

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